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What? There's more to the convention than staying up literally all night from around
midnight until sunrise to whack other people senseless with foam padded weapons? (Well,
alright, you can't exactly whack someone senseless if they don't have any in the first
place...)
Say it isn't so!
Well, it is so. You really don't have to sleep all day because there's nothing
else interesting going on, and then only wake up to get in another night of soundly
trouncing your opponents in a non-lethal manner.
Don't believe me? OK, fine. Have it your way, because
Boffer Wars are on!
When? You know: that stretch of time that mundanes foolishly think is meant for
sleeping.
Where? Probably the same place as last year. Just follow the sounds of grunts and
the thuds of foam-wrapped PVC pipe hitting flesh.
Now quit buggin' me, I'm re-taping my longsword....
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Awright, if you've gotta know, someone decided to go all fancy and be organized about it:
| Friday: |
8:00pm-11:00pm* |
11:59pm-Y.D,.t.G.D,.E.D.** |
| Saturday: |
8:00pm-11:00pm* |
11:59pm-Y.D,.t.G.D,.E.D.** |
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11:00pm-Y.D,.t.G.D,.E.D.** |
*If you're old enough to stay up past 8:00pm, but your
"parents just don't understand" and won't let you join in
something that starts at midnight, this year
even you can now join in on the mayhem--er, fun.
**Y.D.t.G.D.E.D.: "You Die, the Girl Dies, Everybody Dies."
Typically this happens when the sun rises and people start
smoldering, if not fully bursting into flames, or they go
off to their choice of: bed, Denny's, home (huh? wazzat?)
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For further information, e-mail boffers@baycon.org
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